yeah...

fuck bitches, get money.

twinks2014:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I just ate a whole bag of goldfish omg

THE GOLDFISH CRACKERS NOT ACTUAL LIVE GOLDFISH

i don’t think anyone thought you meant live goldfish

Posted 19 hours ago With 101,209 notes

gloriousbacchus:

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

Posted 19 hours ago With 353,243 notes

  • baby: s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s
  • sister: sister?? are you trying to say sister??
  • baby: SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS

Posted 19 hours ago With 21,278 notes

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

Posted 19 hours ago With 143,872 notes

mannybarbosa:

Finally farting when you get home

thegailygrind:

Cool Jesus at Chicago pride

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Got hooked up with some Platinum Headband.

The hunter’s moon, also known as the sanguine moon, is the first full moon following the harvest moon (the full moon nearest the autumnal equinox). Here the moonlight illuminates ice crystals in the upper atmosphere to give a rainbow halo effect around the moon. This is called a lunar corona