- baby: s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s
- sister: sister?? are you trying to say sister??
- baby: ＳＫＹＲＩＭ ＢＥＬＯＮＧＳ ＴＯ ＴＨＥ ＮＯＲＤＳ
back to school commercials
So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."